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11.06.2025 02:46

Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
What is the best way to get over your ex?
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Sunnova Announces Strategic Action to Facilitate Value-Maximizing Sale Process - Business Wire
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Rory McIlroy makes an 8, barely breaks 80 in missing cut at RBC Canadian Open - NBC Sports
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Knicks get Jay Wright clarity in their head coach search - New York Post
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Wall Street warns Trump aides the GOP tax bill could jolt bond markets - The Washington Post
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
MAHA kids’ health report misinforms about tonsillectomies and ear tubes - statnews.com
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds