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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 02:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

What is the best way to get over your ex?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Sunnova Announces Strategic Action to Facilitate Value-Maximizing Sale Process - Business Wire

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Rory McIlroy makes an 8, barely breaks 80 in missing cut at RBC Canadian Open - NBC Sports

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Knicks get Jay Wright clarity in their head coach search - New York Post

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Wall Street warns Trump aides the GOP tax bill could jolt bond markets - The Washington Post

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

MAHA kids’ health report misinforms about tonsillectomies and ear tubes - statnews.com

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

After fifty years of trying, science has created the toughest diamond on Earth in a laboratory - Earth.com

Still no good

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Main Card Results | UFC 316: Dvalishvili vs O'Malley 2 - UFC.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds